South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

September 11, 1999

Shut your Fuckin’ Face, Uncle Fucka…You’re a cocksucking, asslicking Uncle Fucka…

This film contains the most un-anticipated male genitalia since Harvey Keitel in The Piano – that of Big Gay Al. And that’s pretty tame next to the rest of the film. Sadaam and Satan are lovers, Cartman’s mom is in a German Shiezer film and then there’s the giant clitoris…and did I forget to mention the biting social satire?

Matt and Trey are really trying to make a point with this one. The point is that just because it is animation, doesn’t mean it’s for kids. It’s obvious to most that South Park, the TV show and the Movie are not meant for children. The show is on at 9 or 10 at night and the film is rated R. So what if there are South Park dolls? There were also Freddy and Jason dolls and slasher films are definitely not meant for children. Parents should be in control of what their children watch, not the entertainment industry. America should take a hint from Japan. Japanimation (or ‘anime’ as any fan will angrily correct you) is also not meant for children. The Japanese realize that animation is a valid media for adult storytelling, just as live action is. Anime is some serious shit. There are serious films like Akira, there there is T & A crap, just like regular films. My point is that the Japanese know the difference between films for adults and children and it has nothing to do with the media that it is made in. Just because it is a cartoon, doesn’t mean it’s for kids.

Anyway, it was a kick ass movie and don’t forget to get the soundtrack, M’Kay?


Year – 1999
Rating – R
Runtime – 81 minutes
Genre – Those South Park Guys
Director(s) – Trey Parker
Writer(s) – Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Actor(s) – Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes, Jesse Howell
BOB Rating – Four BOBs
Favorite Quote – "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." - Mr. Garrison