A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jul 24, 2018 at 12:49pm PDT I am now entering the third phase of my children's film education....
Split
I haven't watched an M. Night film since...Signs - holy shit, that was 16 years ago! But my son watched Split and said it was...
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives
I DVRed this film based on the title alone. Be warned...it could really confuse the other people in your house when they're scrolling through the...
Hard Candy
Ellen Page didn't get nominated for Hard Candy? If she's half as good in Juno as she was in Hard Candy, I can see what...
Face of Evil
There is not SHIT on TV on Sunday mornings. That's my story and I am sticking to it...how else can I explain sitting through an...
Poison Ivy II
Starring Alyssa Milano's boobages. I can't remember the last time I saw so much gratuitous boobage in a movie. Maybe she thought that showing off...
The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
I can think of few things worse than getting molestered by Martin Sheen. Apparently, Jodie Foster feels the same way, as she spends the entirety...
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction
If I ran into Jaime Pressly in a dark alley, I would slowly back away until I felt it was safe to run. As soon...
Poison Ivy
Remember when Drew Barrymore was skanky? Poison Ivy was the epicenter of Drew Barrymore' skanky period. It opened up the door for gems like The...
Sisters
I'm still not sure what to make of Brian De Palma. He's capable of absolute brilliance Carrie and Scarface, for example. But then again, The...