May 17, 2011

Can you believe that I have never seen Toy Story before now?

You CAN’T believe it? You think I’m fucking lying? Why would I lie about that? What do I have to gain by admitting that I hadn’t seen the single, most important piece of Computer Animation until 15 years after its initial release? Well…FUUUUUUUUUCK you!

No review for you…I’m out of here.


Year – 1995
Rating – G
Runtime – 80 minutes
Genre – Pixar
Director(s) – John Lasseter
Writer(s) – John Lasseter, Pete Docter
Actor(s) – Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles, Jim Varney, R. Lee Ermey
BOB Rating – Three BOBs
Favorite Quote – "The claw chooses who will go and who will stay." - Alien