The Hulk

At least I know I won’t have to sit through any sequels. See, in order for Russ to take me with him to see the movie, I had to promise not to make a peep. Somehow, I bit my tongue through the whole sorry film. There was a lot of eye-rolling, to be sure, but […]

X2: X-Men United

So shoot me, I am the only person on the planet who didn’t like X2 better than the first one. Bah. Don’t get me wrong, I liked it a lot. A whole lot, a lot! It just seemed to meander so much. And it was soooooooo long. Not Lord of the Rings long, but long […]

The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

So the Wherehouse Music down the road went out of business. A couple months ago, DVDs were 40% off, so I picked up Bad Taste and the Hairspray/Pecker combo. A few weeks ago, DVDs went down to 70% off – and what do I pick up? Girls School Screamers and Toxie III, of course. I […]

Spider-Man

SPIDER-MAN…from the man who brought you…The Evil Dead? I found myself asking…myself…that in the theater. Can this film possibly be by the same guy who envisioned a camping trip SO horrible that a women was raped by a tree? Has the once cult Sam Raimi sold out to become big box office? Truthfully, I was […]

The Toxic Avenger, Part II

The first Superhero from New Jersey is back! In this one, The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan to find his father. I was impressed by the fact that they really filmed in Japan and found some great locations, like the Fish Markets. There was more blood and gore going on in that fish market than […]

The Toxic Avenger

Toxie made TROMA a household name. My boyfriend bought me the Director’s Cut DVD, which fully restores all of the bloody glory that had been edited out in past versions. On top of that, there are deleted scenes. Ahhhhhh, the joy that is DVD. Melvin Junko is a dorky mop boy at the Tromaville Health […]

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

From TROMA, of course. Sgt. Kabukiman fights crime with a supersonic fan, chopsticks of death, killer sushi and of course, a big fucking sword. The streets of New York are safer with Sgt. Kabukiman on the job…though a hell of a lot stranger…TROMA brings us a new superhero, even stranger than the Toxic Avenger. It […]

X-Men

I enjoyed the hell out of it, even though I have never read an X-Men comic in my life. It was Wolverine’s tight boot cuts. It had to be. That is where that 57.5 Million dollars came from last weekend. I admit it – I like dirty men. No, actually, I like dirty-looking men, that […]