A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jul 24, 2018 at 12:49pm PDT I am now entering the third phase of my children's film education....
Hannibal Rising
The only thing more gag inducing than sitting down to watch a movie that you know includes cannibalism is seeing 'The Weinstein Company' as the...
Jennifer’s Body
I couldn't stop looking at Megan Fox's freaky toe thumbs. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 29, 2018 at 5:04pm PDT Seriously, her...
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
About halfway through, I found myself wondering if they would ever stop singing, craving a cigarette madly. I've never been much into Broadway Musicals, even...
2001 Maniacs
The South shall rise again. Preferably with a taste for human flesh. Robert Englund stars in this remake of Two Thousand Maniacs! - H. G....
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
How did she fit that gun in her vag? Furthermore, once she got it up there, how did she get it to stay there? Although...
Sin City
In the past couple of years, I've reviewed many comic books movies - the great, the mediocre, the bad, the craptacular and the almost completely...
Motel Hell
Strange...so strange. On the surface, Motel Hell is exactly what it seems to be - an amalgam of earlier slasher flicks; The Texas Chain Saw...
Wrong Turn
Saturday night, flipping through the cable guide, trying to find something suitable to watch. After vacillating between Willard and Equilibrium, my husband passed by Wrong...
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It was on again last night. How could I not watch Renée Zellweger's finest film? Truthfully, I view this as her finest film. Normally, I...