Night of the Demons (1988)

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) How have I never seen this before? My husband decided to torture us with this 80s classic. Notable cast is…Kurt Kelly from Heathers and the one and only Linnea Quigley. What the fuck, lipstick titty? Angela is the goth queen we all […]

Camp Hell

WARNING – teenagers dry humping in the forest can summon demons. That’s right…those poor teenagers didn’t even get to have sex. They barely got to second base and things went to shit. What the pastor (Bruce Davison sure is busy these days!) in the film calls “demonic oppression” seems to be the symptoms of being […]

Amityville II: The Possession

One of the stupidest movies ever. The film makers tried to combine the best of movies like the first Amityville with movies like the The Exorcist. What they did was combine fail with fail. Do you remember in Greatest American Hero when Mr Hinkley got his remedial English class to stage Romeo and Juliet? Their […]

Jennifer’s Body

I couldn’t stop looking at Megan Fox’s freaky toe thumbs. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 29, 2018 at 5:04pm PDT Seriously, her thumbs look like TOES! I had to entertain myself somehow…most of the movie was shit-fuck-boring. I couldn’t bring myself to care about any of the characters at all – whether […]

Demon Knight

Billy Zane. So slimy. So creepy. So sexy. Billy Zane. Ever since Twin Peaks…Billy Zane. And once he shaved his head…if I was that Titanic Bitch, I sure would have pushed Leo-nerdo’s skinny ass overboard and married Billy Zane. I’m just sayin’… I remember making fun of this when it came out in the theater. […]

The Evil Dead

The beginning of a legend… I remember the first time I heard of The Evil Dead. I was probably in 13 or so and my younger sister had just come back from a slumber party. She began describing the movie they had watched at the slumber party and how scary it was. She described, in […]

Evil Dead II

It’s not my fault no one wanted to watch Transylvania 6-500! It took almost an hour to pick the Sunday movie today. After going through every single DVD we own, we decided on this one. Everyone had seen it except my sister-in-law, and – from the look on her face throughout the film, she probably […]

Little Nicky

Adam Sandler, why hast thou forsaken us? Everybody told me this film sucked. Yeah, it pretty much sucked. It sucked a lot. But if it sucked so much, why did I keep laughing? I do not know. Adam Sandler was the least funny thing about the film. ‘Little Nicky’ is just not a good character. […]


Do you wanna know the best part of the film? The best part was found at the very end of the credits…”Jay and Silent Bob will return in Clerks 2: Hardly Clerkin’.” Now that is something to get excited about! Dogma was exactly what I expected. Not better, not worse but exactly, on the nose […]