Without a Paddle

If this movie was made in the 90s, it would have starred Rob Schneider or David Spade in the Seth Green role, Adam Sandler in the Matthew Lillard role and Matt Dillon or Brendan Fraser in the Dax Shepard role. If this movie was made in the 80s, it would have starred Anthony Michael Hall […]

2001 Maniacs

The South shall rise again. Preferably with a taste for human flesh. Robert Englund stars in this remake of Two Thousand Maniacs! – H. G. Lewis’ classic tale of Confederate Cannibalism. The story is essentially the same – Brigadoon plus Blood Feast. Eight Northerners get lost on their way to Spring Break and opt to […]

Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain

You’d think that killing of Richard Grieco within the first five minutes of a movie would be an automatic 4 BOB rating, but alas and alack – NO. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciated seeing him roasting on a spit, but that still doesn’t undo the wrong he did several decades ago in single-handedly killing […]

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

I didn’t think that I would ever see a more incongruous act than Doogie Howser, M.D. doing a fatality on an evil henchman, but I’d have to say that Doogie Howser snorting coke off a girl’s bum, while hanging out of the sun roof of a moving car, takes the cake. Far be it from […]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

How did she fit that gun in her vag? Furthermore, once she got it up there, how did she get it to stay there? Although there are many other fascinating topics of conversation that I could expound upon relating to the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre – there’s only one that comes to mind […]

Cabin Fever

We were laughing before the credits even finished. We just couldn’t stop laughing at that guy’s name – Rider Strong. That would be the BEST. PORNO NAME. EVER. Too bad it’s really the little shit from Boy Meets World… This movie is just weird. There are definite nods to the Deliverance/Texas Chainsaw Massacre genre of […]

Wrong Turn

Saturday night, flipping through the cable guide, trying to find something suitable to watch. After vacillating between Willard and Equilibrium, my husband passed by Wrong Turn. I stopped him and demanded that he go back and we read the description. He said that he didn’t think this would be the type of thing I would […]

Run Ronnie Run!

The heartwarming tale of the world’s most arrested man; I give you Run Ronnie Run! Those of you familiar with the underappreciated HBO show Mr. Show are no doubt familiar with Ronnie Dobbs. For those of you who are not – here’s a quick summary. Back in the mid-90s, comedians David Cross and Bob Odenkirk […]

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Deliverance

Starring Ned “Weeeea Weeeea” Beatty! Sorry, that’s a habit I picked up from my college film professor – I am unable to refer to Ned Beatty in any other way – he’s not Lex Luthor’s sidekick and although I liked him in Ed and His Dead Mother, Ned will always make me think of hillbilly […]

Gummo

Glue sniffin’, cat killin’ country folk – kind of reminds me of growing up in small town Texas. Okay, it wasn’t quite that bad where I grew up…there were parts of town where you couldn’t have dogs because they would end up as fajitas in a week…a friend of mine almost bought an UZI in […]