October 14, 2018
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My husband records the weirdest movies.
At first I thought it was a typical slasher movie, but then it went all meta, a survivor writing about a massacre ten years ago and then a group of kids making a film about the events…what events?
Turns out Victor Crowley is the fourth film in a series. I’ve never even heard of the Hatchet series, but apparently, there were three of them before this one. How have I never heard of them???
Was that Jonah Ray in the cold open? IMDb says yes. Look for Felissa Rose (Angela in Sleepaway Camp!) as Andrew’s publicist. Q from Impractical Jokers also has a starring role. Tony Todd was there – blink and you’ll miss it.
Pretty funny for a slasher film. Equal opportunity when it comes to nudity – there were tits and a weener. Victor Crowley also perpetrated some of the most awesomely brutal death gags I’ve seen in a long time – like TROMA level gags. Have you ever seen a killer rip someone’s arm off, shove it up their cooter so hard, that their cell phone comes out their mouth? Me neither! Now I need to check out the first three…
Rating – NR
Runtime – 83 minutes
Genre – Horror
Director(s) – Adam Green
Writer(s) – Adam Green
Actor(s) – Parry Shen, Kane Hodder, Laura Ortiz, Felissa Rose, Brian Quinn
BOB Rating – Two BOBs
Favorite Quote – "Go on and sign my cock!"