April 29, 2019
April 29, 2019
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Would you believe I practically had to threaten my crotchgoblins to sit down on the couch with me and watch The Lost Boys?
For the boy, I wanted him to see the greasy sax man. He’s a budding musician – with several saxophones – and I wanted him to enjoy the greasy musical icon. The girl though…she has recently started devouring young adult vampire romance novels, plus all the Twilight movies. Which is fine…but…but…I cannot handle the fact that her only vampire knowledge is that glittery pussy in Twilight. I’ve got to help her before it’s too late!
Strangely enough, I don’t have any sentimental memories about seeing The Lost Boys as a kid. I know I saw it and enjoyed it, being a “Two Coreys” aficionado – but no big life moments I associate with the film. I did get a chuckle, remembering the WILD filming stories depicted in the Two Coreys movie, however.
My favorite theory floating around right now is that Sam is gay and vampires are gay and the 80s were gay and the film is a metaphor for sexual awakening. There are hundreds of articles and posts about it (here’s a link to one of my favorites). That weird bubble bath scene kinda cements it for me…
Ultimately, I feel like my mission was a success – both children “said” they enjoyed the film. The girl is now rabidly consuming all the vampire flicks she can get her hands on. We’ve already watched Interview with the Vampire and From Dusk Til Dawn is next. (Undecided as to whether I’ll torture them with BSD.) The boy…well…he’s decided that he wants to bleach his hair white-blond like Keifer Sutherland. At least they both now understand why I have skulls and antlers hanging on all the walls – you never know when you’re gonna need to impale a vampire in your living room!
Rating – R
Runtime – 97 minutes
Genre – Teen Horror
Director(s) – Joel Schumacher
Writer(s) – Jan Fischer, James Jeremias
Actor(s) – Jason Patric, Corey Haim, Kiefer Sutherland, Jami Gertz, Corey Feldman
BOB Rating – Three BOBs
Favorite Quote – "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires." - Grandpa (Barnard Hughes)