Shark Assault (AKA Shark Week) is a rip-off of Saw, except all the "games" include sharks. Patrick Bergin (best known for stalking Julia Roberts) is...
Sharknado
So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along...SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a...
Bigfoot
I saw this movie so long ago, I don't even know where to start. Alice Cooper gets killed by Bigfoot. That's pretty much all you...
Snakes on a Train
I do not like snakes on my plane. I do not like snakes on my train. I do not like snakes in my mouth. I...
Princess of Mars
I doubt that this is the first time that Traci Lords has sprayed someone with her piss on film. It was a cheap shot, I'm...
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
I was disappointed that not a single character uttered the immortal line, "Did I do that?" How could they hire Steve Urkel without acknowledging his...
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
If you had asked me back in 6th grade who would win in a catfight, I totally would have picked Tiffany over Debbie Gibson. I...
Mega Piranha
I should've known that between The Soup and Web Soup, I'd already seen all the good parts of this film. Speaking of one the best...