The South shall rise again. Preferably with a taste for human flesh. Robert Englund stars in this remake of Two Thousand Maniacs! - H. G....
Ghoulies II
Although I rented Ghoulies II shortly after it came out on video, absolutely the only thing I remember about it was the scene in which...
Eight Legged Freaks
Starring David Arquette, my third favorite Arquette. David is only my third favorite Arquette because he still has a penis, unlike my first favorite Arquette,...
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
I've had that song "Black Betty" stuck in my head for weeks now. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 10, 2018 at 11:57am...
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
A campy film about summer camp. I've always been strangely intrigued by summer camps films, probably because I never went. Except for the more serious...
A Mighty Wind
Wha' Happened? I think my expectations were too high. Best in Show was so goddamned funny that I was expecting A Mighty Wind to be...
Sorority Boys
Well. I think I have come to an important conclusion. Any movie that comes on at 9ish on a Sunday night will be crap. Most...
Terror Firmer
Vile. This is the vilest film I have ever seen. So, of course, I liked it. I had been waiting to see it for a...
Never Too Young to Die
Goddamn, this sucked. This is a pointless, horrible film. John Stamos plays a high school gymnast, turned spy due to his father's murder. He is...
Cecil B. DeMented
Life is like a crab cake? Last night, I crept to the UA Cine all by myself to see John Water's latest film. It was...