Robocroc takes place in a magical place where a zoo, recreational lake, water park and ATV track are all within walking, actually swimming distance. Where...
Sharknado 2 : The Second One
I watched Sharknado 2 several weeks ago and as excited as I was to sit down and watch it - after watching it, it was...
Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys
A horror movie about bloodsucking fish...starring Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd...made by The Asylum...on Animal Planet? I know - I'm confused, too. Since when does...
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - Paul Bunyan needs his own horror movie. I've never said that. I'm fairly...
Red State
I finally watched a good horror movie! One that wasn't on SyFy! Aren't you proud of me? As big of a Kevin Smith fan as...
Ghost Shark
When a Ghost Shark eats you, where do you go? I don't mean metaphysically, as in what happens when you die. I mean literally -...
Sharknado
So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along...SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a...
Tasmanian Devils
The first five minutes was the best...Apolo Anton Ohno basejumps in New Zealand, falls into a hole and is impaled on a stalagmite that looks...
Camp Hell
WARNING - teenagers dry humping in the forest can summon demons. That's right...those poor teenagers didn't even get to have sex. They barely got to...
The Haunted Trailer
Not enough farts. Definitely needed more farts. Just kidding, there were plenty of farts in The Haunted Trailer - farts in practically every scene. I...