Will the remakes ever end? I know the answer - the answer is no. As soon as the 60s and 70s well runs dry, say...
Street Fighter
"In a world where good guys wear blue camo and bad guys wear red camo..." Street Fighter is all about the costumes. The only discernible...
Star Wars: Episode III – The Revenge of the Sith
How does George Lucas expect me to watch this movie with a straight face, when he includes lines like, "Hold me like you did by...
Sin City
In the past couple of years, I've reviewed many comic books movies - the great, the mediocre, the bad, the craptacular and the almost completely...
The Goonies
For some reason, I have this uncontrollable compulsion that causes me to watch The Goonies every single time it's on TV. I've watched it on...
Hellboy
How can you not love Ron Perlman? I don't mean that in a creepy way, like the way all those 80s housewives loved him in...
The Rundown
As a rule, the casting of Christopher Walken makes a film better. Not so, in this case. If possible, Walken makes this train-wreck of a...
Spider-Man 2
Let me get my gripes out of the way first... The title sucks. What was wrong with "The Amazing Spider-Man"? Or how about "Spider-Man Returns"...
Van Helsing
Stephen Sommers should be stopped before he strikes again. Why? I'll tell you why. My husband and I were eating dinner before the movie and...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Killing off Salma Hayek took some balls. What? It's not like I spoiled anything by saying that! When I first heard word of this coming...