Chupacabras...Erik Estrada...Texas landmarks...it's like the SyFy Channel is making movies just for me! The SyFy formula is in full effect. Erik Estrada plays a widowed...
Flying Monkeys
Oz the Great and Powerful opened last week, but we weren't able to fit it into our schedule...so we watched the next best thing -...
Bigfoot
I saw this movie so long ago, I don't even know where to start. Alice Cooper gets killed by Bigfoot. That's pretty much all you...
Piranhaconda
Piranhaconda may be one of the best portmanteau names for a man-eating creature (the best are Sharktopus, of course, and maybe Mansquito), but it sure...
Snakes on a Train
I do not like snakes on my plane. I do not like snakes on my train. I do not like snakes in my mouth. I...
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
I was disappointed that not a single character uttered the immortal line, "Did I do that?" How could they hire Steve Urkel without acknowledging his...
Sharktopus
Sharktopus is not picky. Sharktopus will eat sharks, old boat painters, bungee jumpers, surfer dudes, Volkswagens...Sharktopus is nasty! Sharktopus just doesn't give a fuck. Sharktopus...
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
If you had asked me back in 6th grade who would win in a catfight, I totally would have picked Tiffany over Debbie Gibson. I...
Mongolian Death Worm
What is the Mongolian Death Worm? A parasite you might catch from a hooker in Ulan Bator? A new sushi roll at Todai? The title...
Mega Piranha
I should've known that between The Soup and Web Soup, I'd already seen all the good parts of this film. Speaking of one the best...