My boyfriend thinks that I only like to watch movies where guys get their junk cut off or damaged in some way. I am not a Feminazi. Really. So I went through all my reviews…and came up with disturbing results…Junk Trauma does not occur in all of the films, but in quite a few of them…
Here are the results of my research…crap, maybe I am sick.
Cecil B. Demented – Fidget, the chronic masturbator, gets shot in the junk.
Desperate Living – Mole McHenry gets a sex change, then chops it off when her girlfriend doesn’t like her new junk…a dog then runs off with it.
The Doom Generation – Nazis cut off Jordan’s junk and stick it in X’s mouth.
Female Trouble – Earl’s herpes infested junk is seen.
Frankenhooker – Jefferey’s head gets cut off and his head is out on a female body – no actual damage to his junk, but he no longer has junk and that is bad enough.
Orgazmo – Bad guy gets shot with orgasmirator too many times, his junk no longer works.
Pink Flamingos – Channing the butler gets his junk cut off.
The Rage: Carrie 2 – Kid from Home Improvement gets his junk harpooned, junk seen floating in the pool.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut – Sadaam Hussein teases Satan with disembodied junk.
There’s Something About Mary – Junk gets caught in zipper, bleeds a lot.
Very Bad Things – Christian Slater gets bitten in the junk – ouch!